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Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

My D.A.R.E. rap by Shawna

When you SMOKE
It’s no JOKE
Smoking turns your lungs BLACK
And Causes you to HACK
If you go ahead and SMOKE
You are going to CROAK
If you smoke POT
Your brain will ROT
When you drink BEER
You can’t think CLEAR
When you drink BOOZE
Your brain will SNOOZE
If you take a DRUG
You will turn into a SLUG
When you get HIGH
You might try to FLY
And you will DIE
So if you go to a Party
Be a SMARTY!
Listen to my VOICE
Make the right CHOICE
If you never drink and DRIVE
You will have a good chance of staying ALIVE.

I heard one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard in my life yesterday!

It was about an anti-climax

A Jewish man wakes up in the hospital after a car accident. As he tries to sit up in bed, the nurse asks him, “Are you comfortable?”

He replies, “Eh, I make a good living.”

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.